Special Butter Unit
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Case file 0016-B
- SUBJECT
- The Butter Bitch (also: "the entity", "Big Salted")
- UNIT FORMED
- Within the hour of the first sighting, 2016
- MEMBERS
- Classified. Two have melted.
- MISSION
- To contain the subject before it reaches the toast.
- CONTAINMENT ATTEMPTS
- 14
- SUCCESSFUL
- 0
- FIELD NOTE
- Agents report the subject cannot be held in any dish smaller than one full stick. Do not use the butter dish. It has been to the butter dish before.
- STATUS
- Ongoing. It knows about this file.
Recovered footage
Exhibit 4. Found on a tape labeled "BUTTERCIDE." The audio was missing when we got it.